Sunday, May 04, 2008

Out Damn Outfielders! OUT!

This is getting crazy. First, Coco starts the season with a sore knee. Then Jacoby sits with a stiff groin. Then Drew misses a week with a tight quad.

NOW Brandon Moss (see the HERO of Friday’s game) had to have an emergency appendectomy on Saturday. That’s right: our back up back up outfielder almost died.

This is really out there. We are getting to the point where I think the Red Sox should make Osama bin Laden the starting centerfielder so he will immediately spontaneously combust.

Stay healthy out there guys.