Game 156: Now we REALLY don’t have to care

Final Score:

Boston Red Sox 4, Toronto Blue Jays 13

Well the first game of the NULL AND VOID 2006 season was pretty much just like the ones that counted: disappointing and over before I had a chance to get drunk. Just end already! We know we’re out and can’t win with Kyle Snyder and the AA crew. This is just an insult to the many injuries.

Now I’m left trying to find a good slogan that sums up this season. Here’s what I have so far:

The Bataan Death March
The Curse of the Gorilla Suit
2 Years Removed
How Bout Them Pats?
Papelbondage
Failure to Launch
Bandwagon Housecleaning

Yeah it’s not much. But it’s too depressing to really think about.
Up next… are you even watching anymore? Sox… go… ya know.