Thursday, September 28, 2006

Game 159: Wake Me Up When September Ends

I’m not going to lie to you: I’m pretty checked out of this season at this point. I’ll enjoy the wins as they come, but a blowout on a night when there are other things occupying my attention? I’ll pass. Still, we promise to chronicle the highs and the lows, so the show must go on…but I suckered our old friend Mike into writing for me today. The man is truly a gentleman and a scholar. Here, then, is one man’s attempt capture the frustration of all of RSN about last night:

Final Score:

Boston Red Sox 0, Tampa Bay Devil Rays 11

Going into the game, things looked pretty good for the boys from Boston. TBay starter Tim Corcoran was on his way to tying for the worst record by a starting pitcher in the last 50 years since the all-star break (0-10) and he was facing Josh “Jekyll & HydeBeckett (about 33 ERs in his starts the Sox win, 81 runs in the other games). This is a formula for success right? A home game? Against a guy who isn’t exactly Cy Young? All right, no problem; should be a win, right? Alas, it was not meant to be, and the Sox get shutout for the 8th time this year with…5 hits?!? That’s all we got, 5 goddamn hits?!? I know it’s game 159, the Sox aren’t in the playoffs and the players are ready to hit the golf course, but 5 hits, against the FREAKING D-RAYS?!?!?!?!

But of course we believe in optimism, so here are some positive thoughts going forward:
  • Josh Beckett threw 200 innings for the first time in his career. He didn’t get hurt (no blister, no shoulder issues) at all this year – now he has the goal of getting 200 quality innings.

  • The Sox defense showed up, making no errors for a record 108th time this year. We have defense, if the pitching had shown up all year, things might have been ok (this means you Josh, and the Larry, Mo and Curly representing the 4th and 5th starters).

  • Wily Mo Pena didn’t spike himself in left field. It’s a small step, but a positive one.

  • Hanson, Delcarmen, and Lopez didn’t give up a hit between them. True, it was 11-0 at the time, but it’s the thought that counts.

  • And lastly, with this game out of the way, the end of the season and the Pats playoff run is one day closer. Go Sox!