Monday, February 26, 2007

Time to shut your @*$%ing Mouth

Manny: “Hey Bitches! I’m here and ready to rock your faces. This where the party at?”

Everybody else: “Oh! We misjudged you! We’re so sorry! Please forgive us!”

Manny: “Quit your crying. Now back up as I hit some f-ing digners.”

How do you like that? Mr. Ramirez has reported early. The circus is now complete. Let's get this ball rolling already. The first spring training game is Thursday against Toronto and my nipples are pert with anticipation.