Robin and I on the phone, discussing the imminent return of the Captain:
Robin: "This really should have happened months ago."
Me: "Yes, it should. I blame Scott Boras."
Robin: "Yes, blame Scott Boras. He's Satan's minion on Earth."
Me: "It's true. Every time a player signs with Scott Boras, God brutally murders a kitten."
Welcome back to the fold, Varitek. We're glad you got over your four-month hissy fit and returned to where you belonged.