Meet Joel Pineiro. He’s a Red Sox for 2007… so he must have been great in 2006. Right?
8-13 Record
(squint)
6.38 ERA
(blink)
Getting $4 million with $2 million in incentives
(twitch)
First in line for the Closer job
(eyes fall out of head)
Sorry sorry… I don’t mean to be needlessly negative, but this guy seems a far cry from Papalbon (who deserves to start… I know). Well I guess he wasn’t bad when he was setting up some guy named PUTZ last season… and its MUCH better than Tavarez as the closer (isn’t that scary in print?).
So “HI” Joey P. If you rock I’ll personally start the PIN-AIR-OOOOOOOO chant. If you suck, I’ll keep calling you Joey P. Deal?
8-13 Record
(squint)
6.38 ERA
(blink)
Getting $4 million with $2 million in incentives
(twitch)
First in line for the Closer job
(eyes fall out of head)
Sorry sorry… I don’t mean to be needlessly negative, but this guy seems a far cry from Papalbon (who deserves to start… I know). Well I guess he wasn’t bad when he was setting up some guy named PUTZ last season… and its MUCH better than Tavarez as the closer (isn’t that scary in print?).
So “HI” Joey P. If you rock I’ll personally start the PIN-AIR-OOOOOOOO chant. If you suck, I’ll keep calling you Joey P. Deal?
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