Thursday, March 22, 2007

It’s a CURSE I tell you!

I hoped everyone enjoyed the outing by our Japanese import this afternoon, because apparently that’s the last time we will see him without injury. Grab your lucky rabbit foot and juju token or Dice-K is going to get dismembered in some HORRIBLE thresher accident because of some curse that affects almost all flavor-of-the-month athletes.

No he’s not on the cover of Madden 2008. But close.

D-Mat is the cover-boy for this week's issue of Sports Illustrated. Run for the hills! Abandon all hope! Remember Nomar? Looking JACKED on the cover of SI… then boom! His wrist snaps like kindling. It must have been that cover shot. So for Matsuzaka it MUST be inevitable. For the sake of expedience, someone go and schedule the Tommy John surgery ahead of time.