They say it was for charity. I don't care. Bonds as Paula Abdul? This is "blind yourself with a fork" horrible. All computers should be equipped with emergency eye wash stations for just this reason. UHG!
"Four people are sitting around a table, talking about baseball, five minutes of it, very dull. Suddenly a bomb goes off. Blows people to smithereens. What does the audience have? Ten seconds of shock." -Alfred Hitchcock