David “Cheap pun” Riske has just been sent to the Chicago White Sox for much more than the expected bucket of balls or rosin bags. What they actually got is Javier Lopez, a ground ball pitching lefty that has been destroying left handed bats in AAA. Finally, a guy in the pen that can get the occasional tough left handed hitter out. Whoo hoo.
Now… can we find a way to sneak Tavarez and Seanez into his carry-on luggage?