Final Score: Boston Red Sox 5, Toronto Blue Jays 6Theo: This is it fellas. This is the final straw. He hasn’t won since June 20th and I think it’s apparent to everyone that this is the end.
Francona: Whoa whoa whoa, let’s not be to hasty here Theo. Are you sure you want to do this?
Farrell: Yeah I mean, tonight it was kinda Snyder’s fault. Are you sure you want to tell Tavarez he’s going back to the pen?
Theo: Absolutely! We got Jon Lester waiting in the wings, Schilling is coming back soon and besides, I am tired of all the crazy shenanigans this guy pulls.
Francona: Ok whatever… but you have to tell him.
Theo: FINE! Call Tavarez in here. I’ll tell him what’s what!
Farrell: Ummm hey Julian! Could you join us in here for a second?
Tavarez: Yesh? Was up skip?
Francona: Well Julian we got some things we need to…. Oh my GOD! Why are you dripping with blood?
Tavarez: I dunno. Why? You gots a problem?
Francona: NO! I mean, no… umm Theo here wants to tell you something.
Theo: Yes that’s right I wanted to ummm… tell you Julan that uhhhh… hey are you drinking that blood?
Tavarez: Yeah, I gotta or it gets all on the ground.
Farrell: I’m gonna be sick…
Theo: …yes… well as I was saying (gulp) ummm… you did a hell of a job without much offense tonight and… ummm well I think you should know that we don’t blame you at all and this all falls on the shoulders of Kyle Snyder.
Tavarez: I know man, I know.
Theo: You do?
Tavarez: Yeah. Who blood you think this is?
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