I could go all Fire Joe Morganon this piece, but I'l just say that if Adrian Walker thinks the Red Sox don't have a place for weird and eccentric players anymore, he hasn't been watching Kevin Youkilis.
"Four people are sitting around a table, talking about baseball, five minutes of it, very dull. Suddenly a bomb goes off. Blows people to smithereens. What does the audience have? Ten seconds of shock." -Alfred Hitchcock