Boston Red Sox 0, Seattle Mariners 6

See, that’s just inconsiderate. It’s not nice to play the spoiler.
The offence was just bad. Real bad. I love Wily Mo (who may be hurt too), but he is a poor replacement for Manny when it comes to protecting Papi in the lineup. I guess that’s why he had heart trouble… he couldn’t stand to see his buddy not waiting on deck (calm down, Ortiz is fine or I wouldn’t be joking about this).
So Manny is gonna come back for game 2 (as DH with Ortiz at first?) and Boomer will be there to welcome him with a cheesecake, some Chinese food, a 6 pack of Shlitz and some road-rage. Oh and MAYBE a good pitching performance. Let’s hope the bats can keep up.
This racecar of a season is out of control and sliding into the guardrail. Can they PLEASE string some wins together and stop fishtailing into September? Is that too much to ask? GO SOX.